Things that perfectly define Africans

Some of and Best Things that perfectly define Africans in their Mutual Acts and Rituals!

We are Africans and never be amazed when you find one doing the listed Things that perfectly define Africans below and get irritated. We are one day looking forward to a life in a developed country like the USA, London and other Countries.

So the following list highlights some of the Things that perfectly define African nationalities,

1. Urinating behind the Latrine.
2. My wife is sleeping next to the wall.
3. Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake
5. When you take a shower, they ask where you want to go.
6. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
7. Counting pieces of meat!
8. No natural death in Africa……your enemy is always the cause.
9. Counting money after withdrawing it from the ATM.
10. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a sex worker.
11. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it to test whether it can work.
12. Some special parts of meat are always for the husband, eg, the gizzard.
13. Removing shoes when there is mud.
14. Buying new clothes when it’s Christmas.
15. Sweeping the whole compound when one is expecting visitors.
16. Look left and right when crossing a one-way road.
17. Women are counting chapati after cooking.
18. Keep an empty plastic bottle after taking water for future use.
19. Reserving a special chair for the husband/ father.

Be a Proud African (Ugandan), I am proud to be African (Richard Ugandan)….. 😆😂